Me, My Thoughts & I

Salam...



I am confused, so very confused...

I heard they said all our projects must be uploaded inside this blog, otherwise we lose marks. Oooo... ye ke? Iasked half-wittedly...

I thought I too heard Mr Wan B said the same thing during one of his lectures, but my shallow mind didn't easily register. Maybe I am not very keen on this computer things, and not used to it, except those pertaining to my work. To finish an assignment, I've got to "kacau" whoever I could get in touch with...


Then, I tried to browse through some of the students' work (sorry guys, don't mean to pry). I later realised that yeah, I do have to do this. Allahu Akbar!

And the best thing I could do is to find time (???) to rectify this ...



After the first assignment to design and build our own blog, we were given a scenario of a massive disaster in 2012 where we need to survive on prepacked supplies on PONDOK (Polarshift and Other Natural Disaster Organisation Kit). Each one of us was given a task to identify a USM invention for 2012 and beyond, based on a given USM invention and we have to suggest how this invention may contribute to the reconstruction of USM/Penang after the disaster.



Mine was to make an invention based on the Evaluation on Safety Profile of Herbal Products on Male Reproductive System : Laboratory Evaluation on Male Rats, 2005. Well, how was I to know about this? I thought this topic was more suitable for married men, I wasn't even close.

I browsed through the pages of the assigned invention, and almost got migraine attack reading it. I hardly understood what it was all about, and the jargons made me feel like I couldn't breath - teratogenic, spermatogenesis, gavaging, and the list went on...

Anyway, after a lot of "pening lalat", I managed to come out with an invention called "FERTI-X", a super-duper special herbal formula designed to increase libido and manliness based on the laboratory evaluation I was assigned to do (my view was : the men in the pondok, due to mental and physical stress, imbalanced diet, excessive chemicals and lack of exercise had developed a plunging libido and resulted in infertility). This supplement was supposedly very effective, got to be consumed for only 40 days for a total effect! Anyone of you guys would like to try? It's FOC...

But that was not all. We were also asked to present our "new inventions" in this format :

Alamak? 3mm only? So narrow, how to write? I thought "oo... this could be the "catch", writing in free hand in such a small space. Perhaps Mr. Wan was more interested in us following the format rather than our "inventions". Despite all the trouble writing freehand (maklumlah dah lama tak menulis ikut garisan...) it was a good exercise. To me, as what Mr. Wan taught us, to act on our intentions, we must follow rules - the format was the rule...

Unfortunately, i didn't take pictures of the finished product... Sob sob sob...